The Onion: Google's Opt-out Policy

For those who do not want Google to enter or know their personal details, your every thought, your every move, your every click and choice - there is a good news. Now, you can opt-out and Google will move you to a remote village and for those who opt-out are guranteed an enviroment free of Google products


Google Opt Out Feature Lets Users Protect Privacy By Moving To Remote Village